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Friday, August 31, 2001 Volume 67, Issue 8


Celebrate: Jesse Helms is leaving the Senate

Party like it's 1999. Dance "the robot," celebrate with the masses… Drink a beer—drink five. Jesse Helms will soon be nothing but a
memory in the United States Senate. After nearly 30 years of racist leadership of North Carolina, the decrepit hate pimp will not seek
reelection in the 2002 senate race.

Bush's tax cut plan makes him The Man

As any respectable college student knows, the staple of the learning man's diet is ramen noodles. Not only are they nutritious and pleasantly tasty, they are unbelievably cheap (which, in this writer's opinion, usually causes food to taste at least twice as good).

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