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|Volume 69, Issue 18,
Thursday, September 18, 2003
Coogs belong in
heart of Texas
I admit I'm an anachronism when it
comes to Cougar football. I long for those glory days when the Cougars
swaggered through their Southwest Conference opponents with the same easy
flair of Zorro slicing his initial in the tight britches of Sgt. Garcia.
Cats and dogs
One team will come into this game
with a 2-1 record; the other has yet to win a game this season. But Mississippi
State, which hasn't won a game in its last seven tries, is still favored
by 4.5 points over Houston, who has a winning record and is playing at
Win, lose or last, baseball
When I was a child, I was given to
childish pursuits. I dug holes in the backyard in a vain effort to reach
China. I doodled in my notebooks instead of listening in class.
Bulldogs bullish on traditions,
This is a disclaimer. If you take
this column seriously or as fact, your parents are probably blood relatives.
The column's nature is lighthearted, over-the-top satire. Enjoy.